Manik-Needlemouse

At first glance, Kangaskhan appears to be a female only species with no male counterpart, who are all born with a child in their pouch. For many years, this idea has been considered fact, regardless of the biological impossibilities. Realizing that this theory made no sense, I naturally stepped in to study the fascinating creatures. My first discovery was that Kangaskhan are not in fact a female only species, but that only the females reached sexual maturity. Males, distinguishable by their bluish coloration, remain small and juvenile for their entire life. The females will carry the males around in specialized pouches, not unlike those a Ch

"Okay" The man with the sunglasses said. "Here's the deal. You guys stay in there for five days, and then we rake in the ratings." Yugi's skeptical look showed clearly on his face. "And what are we calling it?" "Yu-Gi-Oh! 5 Days!" ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- *Day 1* The gang looked around. Yup. It was the mellinium puzzle, alright. The strange stairways and odd doorways everywhere confirmed it. "Alright, everyone," Yugi said, placing his ba

Mary and Me: A Sue Fic Episode: Mari's (Mary's) Day Marillyn sat down in her chair, flexing her foot which she'd almost had to break off in a guy's ass for the way he had been looking at her. Slovenly pigs. She leaned back in her chair and saw the new girl, Aqua, walk in. All the other students were staring at her, like they hadn't gotten over the fact that she exists. Mari smiled as she reminded herself how they'd all done the same when she'd arrived, and eventually they'd go back to ignoring Aqua and adoring her. The girl gave a sheepish smile and moved to her seat, just one away from Mari's. Strangely, despite her association with the

Warning: AU, Comedy, Unlicensed, With one final explosion, the mansion collapsed. Dumby held his bleeding arm and shot a look to his partner. They'd been through a lot, foiling the biggest drug-running-slash-gold-irradiating scheme in wizarding Britain, and now the two finally seemed like a team. Why, Dumby couldn't quite imagine life without Snape by his side anymore, and he knew Snape felt the same. "Y'know, Snape," He said, "I underestimated you. You may be a motorcycle-head cracka, but you're a hell of a cop." Snape looked back to him and smirked. "I should apologize too," He said, "I used to think you were just a thug life gangsta

 "This is absolutely a horrible idea." Bella said in her gravelly voice. "Do you guys really know what you're doing?" "You worry too much." Durren said, typing in a few more things. He flashed the statue-girl a smile before turning back to the screen. Bella sighed and turned away, heading back to her own department. "More than you know..." Henry and Daihoshi walked in together, each holding a stack of papers. They set them down on the counter and walked over to Durren. "How's it going?" Henry asked. "Oh, pretty good." Durren said. "The hardest part was figuring out which version of Hogwarts to program. Almost had to start from scra